This Update Corrects Improper Autonomous Behavior

Mockery only cuts when it cuts into the truth. That’s why the NPC (non-player character) meme cut the left so deeply. Liberalism is a faith of extreme conformity practiced by superficial non-conformists. Watching liberal group behavior is like watching a human school of herring—all swimming in unison, and all proud of their individual moves. The…

Think Different

A prudently woke friend in the technology field recently sent me an Email about an experience with some fungal outgrowth from Steve Jobs’ cadaver. I asked if I could publish it with incriminating details removed and he agreed. So enjoy the contempt of left-coast technocrats. And keep repeating to yourself: Freeeee Innerprizzzzze! Recently an Apple…

Protectionism for CEO Bank Accounts

In hindsight this probably wasn’t the best day to buy stocks from my Florida beach house. Though thinking about vertical red arrows on the equity trackers and horizontal red puddles on Wall Street got me thinking about the economy. And that got me thinking about tariffs. Most people don’t have an understanding of tariffs’ fundamental…

Always Get It In Writing

I doubt it is by design, but women seem determined to make arduous the task of bereaving them. In the last month we have learned that every single liberal female is a survivor, most having survived only the herd stampeding for status on twitter. We also learned that Brett Kavanaugh was a prolific gang rapist,…

You’re a Little Whitey, Aren’t Ya?

Diversity destroys diversity. This is as axiomatic as it is meticulously unmentioned. To state the obvious, turning every unique human genetic profile on Earth into an indistinguishable mustard-brown hybrid is hardly the work of an honest diversity enthusiast. But maybe if they’re all wearing Nikes while listening to rap on an iPhone the fine distinctions…

Democracy Dies in a Society Not Ruled by Slogans

I guess this means we’re not going to bereave women! Or maybe we were supposed to conceive women…or Tel-Aviv women. It’s something like this, I’m certain. The point being that today’s apparent Kavanaugh victory marks a bitter pause not only for budding bolsheviks, but for the entire concept of Society by Slogan. Of course bereave…