The Form is in the Breadth

Anthropologists will one day marvel at the divergent fields of inquiry between the right and left. Both sides as certain of their own dignified pursuits as they are the malice and triviality of their enemies. It must be a divine lark at some plane of consciousness to watch one side struggle to maintain their fathers’…

What the Hell Was That?

I imagine the sound was something like a turkey being hit by a tennis ball. The fury and horror derived curse/choke/squawk that the NSA’s listening devices picked up in my living room this afternoon was an entirely involuntary vocalization. It came from my mouth, though I doubt I could recreate it without seeing Maxine Waters…

The Incentive Perverts

At some point you’re going to have to deal with America. Since just past the middle of the 19th century, no country has so labored under the weight of other peoples’ lives. Truly, one must marvel at the burden American meddling compels it to bear. Perhaps the warfare and welfare of foreigners is a resource,…

Human Trafficking Honcho Flaunts Foreign Philanthropist

America is the world’s most prolific human trafficker. That’s the clear implication of this UN definition, at least. Article 3, paragraph (a) of the Protocol to Prevent, Suppress and Punish Trafficking in Persons defines Trafficking in Persons as the recruitment, transportation, transfer, harbouring or receipt of persons, by means of the threat or use of…

A Phalanx Forming

Probably the most gratifying shift in the War for the West is that our side is finally starting to fight it. That this has not been the case for years has accrued deeply to our detriment. The contributing factors to such previously ingrained ennui are several: fear, apathy, and an inward focus on work and…

Mutual Liberty

While granted they are few, one of the negative results of not being murdered by a white-hating muslim negro is living to see the following commercial. I haven’t actually watched much tele-vision since Magnum PI, and so was only made aware of this attempt to sway me to Liberty Mutual’s services through the Twitter machine.…

A Frog Unboiled

It’s been said that in an infinite universe a room full of typing chimpanzees would eventually produce Shakespeare. And given the critical acclaim of Tennessee Coates, I’m inclined to think just one alone might suffice. Though the bard himself would probably be less inspired by woes of the black man volume ad infinitum than the…

The War Trump Forgot

While Donald was busy bombing the air force that was bombing al qaeda, al qaeda resumed burnishing its moderate bonafides by bombing a bus load of evacuees. And though Ivanka has not yet revealed the extent of her heartbreak and outrage, one presumes photos like this will move her to implore an indulgent father to…

Protecting the Brand

An old man once told me that age turns men into caricatures of themselves. By that he meant their most distinctive personality features continued to grow ever more prominent to the point of near grotesquerie by their dotage. I’ve always kept that in mind, and so consciously tried to limit the expanding appeal of my…