Jenny Jenny, Who Can I Turn To?

I really thought this would be the week. Like probably most of you I’ve been nominating the corpse of Idi Amin to be a “Curator of Sweden.” This being a rotating one-week position whereby a Swede tweets useful information about their country, such as open migrant routes, rape techniques, and the flammability ratings of various car upholsteries.

It’s natural to presume few nominees would be deemed more contemporarily Swedish than a dead cannibalistic African warlord, though as happens often enough, I didn’t think far enough past the Yangtze. This week’s Swedish curator: Jenny Nguyen.

blue eyes bashful behind epicanthic folds

blue eyes bashful behind epicanthic folds

But it’s not just being asian that makes her so Swedish. This saucy little sedge hat also has spunk. She wants you round-eyes to keep the mitts off her boyish physique, and she explicitly hates white society. Which makes moving to Stockholm an example of perfect Scandinavian logic. If you can’t even avoid white supremacy in Peking, you may as well go all-in. Here’s a brief bio:

My name is Jenny and I am neither your geisha, nor your china doll, nor your Asian fetish. In my spare time I like to dismantle patriarchy and white supremacy. I also like cute animals.

Normally a law student in Sweden but currently on exchange at The University of Hong Kong. I have a podcast called ‘Dålig Stämning’, occasionally hold lectures about feminism and anti-racism and am a board member of Asylrättstudenterna Malmö/Lund (@asylrattstuds) working with questions concerning asylum.

‘Despite all our desperate, eternal attempts to separate, contain and mend, categories always leak.’– Trinh T. Minh-ha (Woman, Native, Other: Writing Postcoloniality and Feminism))

Have you ever noticed how plainly feet speak the truth once the tongue has ceased lying? The 90% of the world’s population we call “minorities” live in vast majority among their own kind. Yet all seem to seek the yoke of so-called white supremacy. So supreme apparently that it compels them from native hovels to the western oppresion epicenter where their bitter suffering may at least be better subsidized.

Obviously someone is moved by this rationale. I hate you racists so much now let me in! is not a line I would find personally persuasive, though hell I’ve never even been the spokesman of a single Asian country.

So if you’re on twitter say halla to Jenny, and drop a nomination next week for Idi. We black and yellow Swedes have to stick together like blond chinamen.

12 thoughts on “Jenny Jenny, Who Can I Turn To?

  1. White dork here,

    While visions of siring a litter of Elliot Rodgers dance in my head, I must remark: The idea that the location of our feet always gives away our true beliefs is so profound in the most “I knew that but I’d forgotten that I knew it” sort of way that I’ve seen light bulbs go on above people’s heads in real time when I point it out. True story.

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    Well how about that! I have Asian family members by marriage. They in no way display such anger and stupidity!

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    My name is Jenny and I am neither your geisha, nor your china doll, nor your Asian fetish. In my spare time I like to dismantle patriarchy and white supremacy. I also like cute animals.

    Normally a law student in Sweden but currently on exchange at The University of Hong Kong. I have a podcast called ‘Dålig Stämning’, occasionally hold lectures about feminism and anti-racism and am a board member of Asylrättstudenterna Malmö/Lund (@asylrattstuds) working with questions concerning asylum.

    ‘Despite all our desperate, eternal attempts to separate, contain and mend, categories always leak.’– Trinh T. Minh-ha (Woman, Native, Other: Writing Postcoloniality and Feminism))

  3. Two Wong’s don’t make a White!

    “The Juwes [sic] are the men that will not be blamed for nothing.”

    “The most infamous serial killer in history has been identified as a relatively underwhelming (((Polish))) madman called Aaron Kosminski,”

    http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/07/identity-of-jack-the-ripper-finally-revealed-using-cutting-edge-technology-of-course-4859504/

    Like a nog or wog excused of agency following their everyday atrocities,
    by the cloak of risible-ity that is de jure mongtal illness.

    Shtetl distilled consanguinity/homozygosity,
    resulting in modern bagelosity,
    golemic dreidleism,
    mutilation of male genitalia.
    Followed by oral rape of the 666 day old polanskian poultry spinning, psychotic toddler Deicide.
    By an STD riddled, soap phobic,
    OCD pederast notwithstanding.

    The aesthetic/genetic Fleur du Mal’s
    gift of prophecy was uncanny, vis a vis
    blame.
    On ANY topic!
    Perhaps a mocking threat, rather than a post prandial kosher quip.

    The Madagascar Aye Aye bears an uncanny visual resemblance to the perp and its fellow finagling faghags.

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  5. For as often as I’ve heard an asian girl lament all the guys guys with a case of yellow fever, I’ve been 10 times more likely to observe in practice asian girls that have a fetish for white men (and only white men).
    Poor Jenny. Being ensconced in what I can only assume is a mangina cuck apocalypse (university in Sweden), she has grown to despise the White Man as only a disappointed womyn can. Deep down, she still thirsts for the white cock just as much as her yellow sisters and dreams of one day having smart yet physically capable hapa babies.
    Luckily for her, the wall hits much later for asian women, so it’s not unlikely she’ll one day come across the white man who smashes the love for Western Civilization back into her with 7.5 inches of viking fury.

  6. “Hurricane Matthew now so powerful that it has left Haiti in lawless, filthy squalor 200 years before making landfall.”

    So forward-thinking and progressive!

  7. She’s just an insecure narcissistic Oriental that hates her race but can’t bring herself to admit it. Easier for her to disparage what she wishes she was than deal with who she is. Maybe she thought by moving to Sweden she would wake up one day white. Sorry honey you can you change your name and country but can’t change your race. Your Oriental for the full term. Yes Oriental, Asian is geography, Oriental is race.

    BTW- I have read some of her feed on twitter. The movie Mean Girls popped into me head. Men keep the knives away from this one.

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