Despair in Pastel

Many residents within the alt-right ecosystem envision Brazil (accurately, I tend to think) as Western society’s logical way-station on the rails to Zimbabwe. Though one doesn’t have to travel nearly so far south to see the sun rise over tomorrow. In a recent analysis of America’s metro catch basins, the 50 worst cities were whittled…

Anthony Kennedy and the Juggalo Creed

Every roach hides under a rock called legitimacy. That’s probably not such a novel insight. But removing that rock entirely to reveal the insects in mid-scurry is the sort of action most people don’t much consider. I’ll return to that thought momentarily. Public discussion on the raft of recent Supreme Court decisions was mostly washed…

Cracks in Babel

Did you hear it? That is the sound of globalist jenga blocks striking the deck. I am not one often susceptible to the siren of optimism, though the successful Brexit initiative is nearly enough to crack a grin. Because when a structure becomes unstable, the first block to fall is rarely the last. Already sovereignty…

Mexit or Brexit, Vote Leave!

I was initially quite enthused about what I understood to be the Mexit vote tomorrow. Though as it turns out, I completely misheard the term. In hindsight it should have been obvious that a plebiscite of Mexican squatters on whether to leave or remain in America was too good to be true. So I did…

Con Law Advanced

Constitutional law is what we call the burial mound of judicial policy preferences under which America’s founding charter lies. It exists now largely as the trappings of ceremonial tribute. For the living are far more inclined to flatter the dead than follow their direction. That’s why, for all their earnest good-intent, the constitutional Ghost Shirters…

Right Side of History Produces Surprisingly Shitty Third Wave Microroasts

Every safariist is familiar with the twiggy androgynous hipsters that constitute much of Western civilization’s urban native fauna. These peevish herbivores are distinguishable by a complete absence of sexual dimorphism and unmistakable keening when confronted: you’re a fucking white male! More perceptive zoologists will also note a herd-like social orthodoxy that is counterintuitively cultivated to…

Lookin for Love in All the Wrong Places

It’s fascinating to follow the circles of America’s socio-political carousel. Liberals consistently seeking novel victim groups who are publicly exalted for a time, before being shunted quietly into the accumulating portfolio as an even more exotic class is alighted upon. The attraction and impetus being always toward advocacy of those most alien to and incompatible…

Franchising the Globe

I was reading a piece earlier at the website of well self-respected entrepreneur Ronald Unz, and came upon an entry in the sandbox that I found more interesting than the featured article. In it, a commenter calling himself Kiza offered a fascinating theory on the process of imperialism in the Six Sigma age. His remarks…

That Wasn’t Much of a Surprise

It seems the camels are coming home to roost. Any sober assessment would always have noted native tensions within the grasping liberal trough coalition. To think these conflicts would perpetually remain below the threshold of blood required a child’s wonder. Though I am certain there were aspirations that friendly fire would remain modest until the…