Get Out

When the post mortem of the 21st century’s great Western Migrant Wars is finally penned, they will be viewed with the same horror and astonishment as preceding European fratricides. So much tears and blood that straggling foreigners had to breast-stroke through brackish gullies. And all so evilly avoidable. There was nothing other than to control…

Fast Funny on CNBC

Let the gibbering begin. Kasich utterly ignores the idiotic opening question. Begins a filibuster instead. More people should use this approach in daily interactions. Hey Steve, did you get that drain fixed? Ted it’s not about the fucking drain. It’s about how my wife drowns herself in pills and booze, and my daughter’s pregnant by…

Where Liberty Finds No Refuge

The liberal mind is a marvelously supple thing. That it routinely ranges free of its own devoutly shrieked principles is all the more admirable. Why be held down by idiotic beliefs, particularly when they’re you’re own? So it’s impressive to observe the pivots and pirouettes from we’re all the same inside, race doesn’t exist to…

Pro-Choice in Europe

I long thought it likely to be captured on the iPhone 62S, but this millennium’s race for the West appears to be rapidly culminating in a final sprint. Leading their lethargic citizenry by laps over the past generation, our governments and their globalist patrons are now starting to feel some unaccustomed heat down the back…

One Slightly Used Outboard Motor

There is an etiquette for every occasion. For instance, when a stranger with papers knocks on your door, you crack it with a bland salutation. When they ask if you’d like to purchase a magazine subscription, you politely say “no thank you.” And when they lunge past you while screaming demands for money, food, and…

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

I didn’t know whether I wanted to blog on this story, or immigrate to a more productive hobby than blogging. While that decision remains aloft, I’ll compromise and a draft a brief expression of wonder at what has to be the most bizarre story I’ve read in some time. In it, a jewish female race…

I said “Do you speak-a my language?”

White Privilege is that moral turpitude that occurs when men attempt to secure the blessings of liberty for themselves and their posterity. And one of its most egregious elements may also be its least remarked upon. That is the privilege of enjoying modernity’s most expansive plural pronouns. Consider the modest “we.” No other people have…

Looking for a Place Called Lee Ho Fook’s

It would be a task of true levity to attempt an explanation of white signaling to a benign extraterrestrial. Of course all other peoples speak non verbally as well, though each in their own distinct dialect. Among other areas, we signal our wealth, health, virtue, and sexual vigor. It’s all very competitive, and if you…

O Canada

An interesting election yesterday in the northern halal. And what a contrast. As cousins across the West begin a slight and fitful rousing from a long opium dream, Canadians found another liberal vein and reclined euphorically into their own filth. This fantasizing boy-band country will now be whimsically fronted by Justin. I believe his surname…

America’s Frontal Cortex Status: Disabled

One area where liberals have historically taken an expansive perspective is in the realm of problem resolution. They explore with open-minded alacrity the same options conservatives would dismiss out of hand. For a rigid right-winger in Dallas, the trip to Houston means a short drive south. Though for a liberal, it is as likely to…