Immigration is expanding to meet the needs of expanding immigration

I was thinking about the Chatanooga Marine murders, proliferating muslim immigration, and the FBI’s increasing struggle to track “homegrown” terrorists (Amman being home to many). In doing so, I can’t help but find amusement in people who mock ancient superstitions. I suppose we are all prone to enjoy a shiver of smugness imagining our unenlightened forebears embracing nonsense with mortal earnestness. Of course we in the modern west aren’t susceptible to similar hysterias at all, with each of our solemn social mores certain to elicit approving nods from future Chinese museum curators.

Hey they’re laughing with us rather than at us, aren’t they?

And one of the greatest running gags will be about the early 21st century Americans who enigmatically imported a huge muslim insurgency, which necessitated a commensurately colossal surveillance apparatus. This required manpower the FBI wasn’t equipped to provide. And so, as in every profession, America needed immigration increased…to surveil its increasing immigration. Immigrants imported today required monitoring by immigrants imported tomorrow. One beget another into a cascade of visas and resettlement.

That the round eyes frenetically attempted to corral this geometric herd of ululating tribbles rather than merely cease their importation will be the stuff of sino-comedic legend. Though all sublime hilarity must eventually conclude. And the process of whites absorbing more muslims to watch the muslims who were killing whites did as well: with the defenestration of both by a provisional La Raza government.

Though, as the tale will be told, a great many of these multiplying groanhome terrorists shared something in common. And the state media took pains that no one would notice. Yet some particularly curious Chinaman will eventually unearth this long-buried archive.

He won’t know the definition of terrorist any more than I do. But he’ll know enough to smile at magnificent folly. The great superstition of the fallen yankee empire: pattern recognition as Hate. Yuck it up Yao.

The FBI’s most wanted terrorist refugees

JABER A. ELBANEH
ALI ATWA
DANIEL ANDREAS
ABD AL AZIZ AWDA
JOANNE DEBORAH CHESIMARD
JAMEL AHMED MOHAMMED ALI AL-BADAWI
MOHAMMED ALI HAMADEI
JEHAD SERWAN MOSTAFA
RADDULAN SAHIRON
ABDUL RAHMAN YASIN
ABDELKARIM HUSSEIN MOHAMED AL-NASSER
ALI SAED BIN ALI EL-HOORIE
AHMAD ABOUSAMRA
HUSAYN MUHAMMAD AL-UMARI
IBRAHIM SALIH MOHAMMED AL-YACOUB
AYMAN AL-ZAWAHIRI
RAMADAN ABDULLAH MOHAMMAD SHALLAH
HASAN IZZ-AL-DIN
ABDULLAH AHMED ABDULLAH
ISNILON TOTONI HAPILON
AHMAD IBRAHIM AL-MUGHASSIL
MUHAMMAD AHMED AL-MUNAWAR
MUHAMMAD ABDULLAH KHALIL HUSSAIN AR-RAHAYYAL (yes that’s one name)
LIBAN HAJI MOHAMED
WADOUD MUHAMMAD HAFIZ AL-TURKI
ADNAN G. EL SHUKRIJUMAH
JAMAL SAEED ABDUL RAHIM
SAIF AL-ADEL

Jaber A. Elbaneh is much amused.

Jaber A. Elbaneh is much amused.

5 thoughts on “Immigration is expanding to meet the needs of expanding immigration

  1. Makes me wonder whatever happened to
    M’BALZ ES-HARI
    GRAABIR BOUBI
    HAID D’SALAAMI
    HOUS BIN PHARTEEN
    I-BIN PHARTEEN
    I-ZHEET M’DRURZ
    SHAIF HIRBOUSH
    AL-SUQ AKWEER
    MUSTAF HEROD APYUR POUPR
    AWAN AFUQYA
    YUL STROKHEET AL-WAUCH
    APUL MADEEK AOUD
    YULIK M’DIQ (aka UWANA M’DIQ aka USUQA M’DIQ)
    Were they caught, or are these new guys just more wanteder?

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