I just read that John Ellis Bush was so fearful the nation might recuperate from his forebears, that he has announced his candidacy to perpetuate the misery.
Arguing that the country is on “a very bad course,” Bush told supporters in Miami that the nation had a decision to make.
“The question for me is what am I going to do about it,” he said Monday afternoon. “And I’ve decided: I’m a candidate for president of the United States of America.”
Yes well, I agree the nation is on a very bad course. The Disney animatronic politician and I only differ on how many imported Hondurans are the solution.
Though in a nod to the legitimate democratic process, we are holding the Kakistocracy caucuses. You’ll find below a roster of the potential republican field. Please select the candidate you feel would be the most absolutely abominable from this august field of malign worthies. Expand in the comments if a case needs to be made. The worst/winner will receive the blog’s endorsement. This to be promptly communicated to campaign management and the national press corps.
Your vote matters.