Where No Bombs Go

Aside from replacing its founding stock, there are few higher priorities for the US government than bombing Iraq. And it’s not gratuitous either. We don’t simply loose volleys of $1.6 million/per cruise missiles into the sand because camel spiders give us the creeps. The point is to fight the terrorists over there so they won’t have to fight to get in over here. And that fighting requires the incineration of many hostile insects. It also requires military bases…a great number of them indeed. Here, let me show you how many bases it takes to fight Al quedISISLibyriaran:


Does that appear to be a sufficient number of American installations six thousand miles from America? It’s not.

The United States is considering building more U.S. military bases in Iraq to drive back Islamic State militants in a move that may require a further increase in American forces, the top U.S. general said on Thursday.

See, if you immediately erect a base in every Iraqi bomb crater, eventually the terrorists will be forced to migrate to South Carolina.

I was inclined to say Texas, but it appears a more melanin-rich franchise has already found purchase there. Heed the words of Imam Al-Mahdi Rev Ronald Wright.

Rev. Ronald Wright is a black pastor and the leader of a group called “Justice Seekers of Texas.” He just threatened “ISIS” style terrorist attacks in McKinney on national television.

“We’re setting the stage for a terrorist attack in this country. The group is not goin’ be ISIS, it’s going to be uses. Us against these injustice law officers and people who continue to allow racism to go into this city.”

I’m afraid the reverend isn’t going to be long in seeing Black Jesus. Because we all know what happens to an USES terrorist so obtuse as to announce his macabre intentions publicly. Here, I’ll let Senator Graham articulate the point:

They’re intending to come here. [But the bigots won’t shut up!] So, I will not let this president suggest to the American people we can outsource our security and this is not about our safety. There is no way in hell you can form an army on the ground to go into Syria, to destroy USES without a substantial American component.

And to destroy USES, you have to kill or capture their leaders, take the territory they hold back, cut off their financing and destroy their capability to regenerate.

Wow. So the senator is calling for an armed insurrection against the USES leadership, not only in Texas, but also DC. He wants to recover lost territory, cut off their financing, and destroy their capability to regenerate. That’s very ambitious, though a plan I can not support as a pacifist in good conscience.

Fortunately no such sedition is required to deal with the terrorist threats of Rev. Wright. For we have a Department of Homeland Security funded by taxpayers to a robust $61 billion. One can only hope that this department’s stockpile of 1.6 billion rounds of ammunition will prove sufficient to dispatch the lippy cleric. I’m curious though to look up just who is our head lawman charged with protecting Texas from these incitements to mass race murder.

Oh my goodness.

Well perhaps that agency has other uses for its munitions. Such as stacking bullets to Alpha Centauri…or shooting each of us 10 times. Regardless, a diverse homeland department head has to triage the threat landscape. Wright is just an inarticulate hardblowing buffoon. It’s not like blacks are actually out there murdering whites in the streets. If that were happening, it would be all over the news. And MSNBC hasn’t breathed a word on the topic. So let’s just allow the DHS chief to do his job.

Wait, what’s this approaching outside? Well well, kudos to Mr. Johnson. He appears to have taken the interests of our homeland security to heart, after all. There’s a predator drone coming into view right now. It’s almost certainly in route to deliver a surgical hellfire missile-strike on the man who just openly called for terrorist attacks on American soil. I knew my taxes weren’t in vain. Yes there it is now, right over my house…just hovering…must be recalibrating its GPS coordinates before resuming flight…after all, I’m just a law-abiding citizen who hasn’t even said ****** on the Internet…so I figure the drone will be on its way any moment n


11 thoughts on “Where No Bombs Go

  1. I often wonder what they do with all the info they’ve gleaned on thought criminals, or whether they’ll ever act on it. I can’t see them putting it to use in the foreseeable future, but if they do, there’ll be nothing worth going online for any more.

    • This Dolezal nut is actually quite useful. Her ploy has the left scurrying about effectively screeching: “Race is not just a social construct, you bigots!”

      Liberalism is nothing more than a series of philosophical one-way streets. Drive down any of them in reverse and their entire system crashes.

      And Aufs, you wouldn’t believe the money I make at this–or more likely you probably would.

      • Haha. Thanks Rob, my ego needed that. Though I will say we get a few hundred more than “an estimated 0 unique visitors each day.”

      • Yeah, you’re visibly slipping. You’ve fallen all the way to Page 6 on the “We receive more pleasure from the beans” index.

      • But amusingly Google’s front page number three result for “kakistocracy.” Beating out thefreedictionary and merriam-websters’ entries at four and five. It’s interesting how that fact has coincided with essentially a doubling of search traffic.

        Hopefully we’re presenting an approachable mainstream alternative to opinion sites like the New York Times.

      • Listen, NO ONE is to stone ANYONE…until I blow this whistle. EVEN, and I want to make this absolutely clear, EVEN if they do say “JEHOVAH”.

  2. And you get a better class of visitor. If it were ranked on quality rather than quantity, you’d be ahead of Salon or WaPo.

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