I was reading about the homosexing Amtrack engineer, Brandon Bostian, whose sweet reverie of receiving coquettish attentions from Senator Graham was rudely interrupted by his locomotive taking leave of the Earth. Fortunately the resulting ejaculate proved to be the least of the mess, and he now finds himself safely ensconced in the tender arms of his counselor. A state held in high envy by at least seven of his passengers. And though it is depressing that good people have perished for no good reason, a timely article from Russia Today makes me desperately hope to still be vertical when liberalism and diversity meet on the same track.
On Monday, President Yoweri Museveni signed into law a bill that made some homosexual acts punishable by life in prison.
“They’re disgusting. What sort of people are they?” he told CNN’s Zain Verjee afterward. “I never knew what they were doing. I’ve been told recently that what they do is terrible. Disgusting. But I was ready to ignore that if there was proof that that’s how he is born, abnormal. But now the proof is not there.”
“I was regarding it as an inborn problem,” he said. “Genetic distortion — that was my argument. But now our scientists have knocked this one out.”
The nation’s Parliament passed the bill in December, replacing the death penalty provision with a proposal of life in prison for “aggravated homosexuality.”
Aggravated homosexuality. With his Amtrack employment now dubious, I suppose that legislation might have an inhibiting effect on Mr. Bostian’s train piloting prospects in Uganda as well. Though as he casts about Africa in search of a warm trestle and male matrimony, he’ll surely want to devote due consideration before submitting his somewhat blemished resume in Gambia.
The president of the tiny African nation of The Gambia has reportedly threatened to kill any homosexuals in his country, adding to his long-time record of cracking down on homosexuality.
“If you do it [in The Gambia] I will slit your throat,” President Yahya Jammeh said in a public speech in the Wolof language…”If you are a man and want to marry another man in this country and we catch you, no one will ever set eyes on you again, and no white person can do anything about it.”
For SJWs, suffering a slit throat at the hands of a black president must surely cause no small amount of Narrative misalignment during that brief process of exsanguination. Let’s contemplate this in a manner congruent with rational liberalism: via virtue ledger.
✅ Black president
❌ Wants to murder gays by hand
✅ Hates white people
Two out of three ain’t bad. So while acknowledging full liberal support, we must concede this isn’t the first time President Mamma Jammeh has expressed indelicate sentiments toward our most delicate men. Just last year he compared the poofter’s penis to a proboscis.
“We will fight these vermins called homosexuals or gays the same way we are fighting malaria-causing mosquitoes, if not more aggressively,” Jammeh said.
We will therefore not accept any friendship, aid or any other gesture that is conditional on accepting homosexuals or LGBT as they are now baptised by the powers that promote them,” he said.
“As far as I am concerned, LGBT can only stand for Leprosy, Gonorrhoea, Bacteria and Tuberculosis; all of which are detrimental to human existence,” he added.
Leprosy, Gonorrhea, Bacteria, and Tuberculosis. 😷 What kind of witty white Southern Christian conservative bigot is this Jammeh anyway? Regardless, I’m convinced Mr. Bostian will find no refuge in his realm. And as that domain expands at the differential TFR of about 4.5 to 1.3, the LGBT pathologies are going to notice a lot more than trains jumping the track. It’s going to be a Narrative derailment for the ages.
What a lovely day.