Baltimora

Jungle life, I’m far away from nowhere
On my own like Tarzan Boy
Hide and seek, I play along while rushing cross the forest
Monkey business on a sunny afternoon

–Tarzan Boy by Baltimora

Monkey business on a sunny afternoon. That’s a fair summation of jungle life in contemporary Baltimora. Though as we watch the home of Edgar Allen Poe succumb to modernity’s Masque of the Black Death, I am reminded of his injunction to Never Bet the Devil Your Head. An admonition America has scrupulously ignored. Because we have not only wagered our head, but all real estate south as well. And the wager was that blacks could peacefully and productively integrate into a Western society. That forced integration, “equality,” and diversity–all bound by unrequited non-discrimination–could advance civilization rather than dissolve it. And that, barring success, black quietude could simply be purchased with EBT cards and affirmative action. The results are returning with names like Detroit, Ferguson, and now Baltimora.

Of course the devil had it gamed from the outset.

His simple position was that, in the realm of man, night would continue to follow day. That blacks (and whites) would continue to behave in the incompatible ways they are disposed. Liberals countered that meticulous incantations to the contrary would make it otherwise. The folly of man was in thinking this wager was ever anything but a fait accompli. And so having bet the heads of our cities, we now watch from besieged baseball fields as the devil takes his due. Here’s a poignant personal example of debts being collected.

The crowd of protesters then stopped a blue station wagon carrying a white family as they tried to drive past Pickles, Bullpen and Sliders along a narrow one-way stretch between the bars and the main road. As a horde of them smashed their open and closed fists on the hood of the car—while impeding them by standing in front of them—the driver backed up on the one way pass in a desperate attempt to get out of dodge. Then, stopped on the other side with nowhere to go, protesters ripped open the passenger door of the car and began reaching around inside the vehicle. As hundreds of people looked on, including several police officers who didn’t engage the violent protesters, the white woman in the front seat—middle-aged and a little heavyset with dark hair—was visibly terrified. The group of black men who ripped open the car door suddenly realized they were separated from the larger group of protesters and abandoned their quest to seemingly either carjack the station wagon or rob the people inside in front of hundreds, driving out of the one-way street back onto the main road and presumably out of dodge.

As projectiles continued flying everywhere from each part of the crowd—like a war-zone—another black man then charged into the crowd of Red Sox and Orioles fans standing outside Pickles Pub and tore the metal barricades apart throwing them into the now-crowded one-way pass where the assaulted station wagon was a moment ago.

My brother, at this point, was screaming at the group of five or so police officers. “Why aren’t you doing anything? They’re hurting people! They’re hurting people! They’re violent!” he yelled at them as they continued ignoring him and not engaging or attempting to stop the violence.

Throngs of onlookers, including multiple LEOs, simply watch a band of marauding blacks brazenly attack a white family. And if they had been dragged out and ripped apart? The children sacrificed publicly to a lost bet. Would this have wounded the national psyche as grievously as songs on a fraternity bus? I don’t much wonder at the answer.

Though would you like to know what would have motivated those spectating police officers? If the terrified motorist had pulverized an assailant in his desperation to escape. Suddenly the full apparatus of state would have lumbered to life. FBI agents canvassing acquaintances for historical utterances of ******. Computers seized to determine if commentary had ever been submitted to The Kakistocracy. Sententious black DOJ officials dispatched to publicly lament this affront to our deeply shared values. The core of those values being whites’ obligation to suffer dismemberment upon black inclination. Increasingly in surrendered large cities, police will serve as the enforcement mechanism to ensure black assaults on whites proceed uninhibited.

And what of the onlookers who didn’t render aid? They weren’t necessarily cowards. Many certainly were, though not all. Native impulses to launch a counterattack were surely tempered by equations quickly calculated. Do nothing and slink away in shame, or intervene and have my life destroyed as a “racist.” This is how to effectively turn hundreds of furious men into pylons. Though on the off-chance the beleaguered vehicle was festooned with an Obama sticker, it offered the opportunity to retrieve a discarded beer missile and enjoy the schadenfreude show.

But the lesson remains. If you want to avoid monkey business on a sunny afternoon, never bet the devil your head.

25 thoughts on “Baltimora

  1. They weren’t necessarily cowards. Many certainly were, though not all.

    Even if they were, they will surely regain their sense of bravado the next time they hoot and high-five at a televised game.

  2. I’ve often wondered why most of these events involving Negro savages rampaging, plundering and pillaging without any restraint occur in Northern cities. Could it be these (happy little trees) realize that many Southerners are armed and wouldn’t hesitate one second before perforating the (Rhodes scholar)?

  3. Ah but the gambling addict is unaware of the nature of his disease, even as he paws his daughter to put more bills in the slot:

    “Let the lesson of forgiveness not be lost upon us as a group of brave, oppressed Black men and women chose not to visit long due justice upon a a gang of racist, White oppressors for the misery of slavery, but, rather, unlike the white lynching mobs of a racist white male’s tyranny, checked their righteous hand at the moment of truth.

    Let us pray we can all learn the lessons given by a meek and forgiving people (who were just turning their life around, ahem).”

    The road to hell and all that.

  4. From CNN:

    “This afternoon, a group of outrageous criminals attacked our officers. Right now, we have seven officers that have serious injuries, including broken bones, and one officer who is unconscious,” Capt. Eric Kowalczyk told reporters.

    “You’re going to see tear gas. You’re going to see pepper balls. We’re going to use appropriate methods to ensure that we’re able to preserve the safety of that community,” Kowalczyk said.

    He vowed to find the attackers and put them in jail.”

    Going Red Terror on their ass, huh? I LOLd.

    Capt. Kowalcuckzyk told reporters that subsequent to his officers suffering three limb amputations and seven fatalities he had granted permission to use “as stern a voice as considered necessary” on criminal offenders “while remaining sensitive to their vital cultural contributions.”

    “You’re going to see flashing lights. You’re going to hear direct requests to dismount our police cruisers.”

    He vowed to find the attackers and issue each and every one ticket citations with an option to prepay court costs.

    • Can anyone, liberals included, even name one vital cultural contribution blacks have made or make? Serious question. As in, what would change if blacks didn’t exist or had never existed. No peanut butter? Rock and roll would still be called Western swing? (God bless Bob Wills)

      All you ever hear about is how great blacks are, but to take a page out of Chesterton’s book, isn’t greatness self-evident? Do we need to argue that Adriana Lima is feminine? Of course not. But we are constantly reminded that Michelle Obama is.

      So what are we supposed to believe? Things we are socially penalized for not believing? Or our own lying eyes?

  5. Who wants to wager on the next American city to be diversified to cinders? For the real gamblers in the audience, there’s always the exacta and trifecta bets. AG Lynch opens the ticket window in 10 minutes, so get your programs ready.

  6. Here is the core tenet of black demands: Fully subsidized autonomy. They don’t want separation, as that is Africa. They also don’t want to live under the imposition of western social standards. They want white money without white people. And bizarrely we strive to accommodate both.

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