I happened upon this article on a Czech woman who recently underwent reconstructive surgery to broaden her vaginal canal so as to better accommodate the introduction of foreign objects. This isn’t to ridicule, as that desire is natural and we wish the best in her convalescence.
Though not every apparatus was designed to offer such hospitality to non-native incursion. Countries formed organically of nations is one example that grows tumescent in mind. And in instances where that entry canal is attenuated–other terms for this condition being ‘under represented’ and ‘non diverse’–certain procedures are the increasingly sought corrective. Unfortunately these are not nearly so ameliorative for the host.
And not long since France experienced its own Islamic widening procedure, now too the physicians arrive in Denmark.
COPENHAGEN (Reuters) – Police shot dead a gunman on Sunday whose attacks on a Copenhagen synagogue and an event promoting free speech may have been inspired by an attack on French satirical weekly Charlie Hebdo last month, authorities said.
I don’t know that the identity of the gunman has been released, and this fact alone stands as strong anecdotal evidence he was not a native Dane. Perhaps he was a right-wing extremist, like those who routinely litter Chicago’s south side with corpses. If so, it’s a fact the media will cover ably for the next 37 weeks unbroken. Though if he was another Son of Allah, consider it only one of many cultural widening procedures to come. European society is simply too snug for the millions pressing against its undergarments. As Babs Spectre encouraged the continent previously…Relax and open up, we’re going into well-lubricated multicultural mode. Let’s see what the authorities have to say about this…
Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt said the attacks were terrorism and promised to protect freedom of speech and Denmark’s small but vibrant Jewish community.
“When you mercilessly fire deadly bullets at innocent people taking part in a debate, when you attack the Jewish community, you attack our democracy,” Thorning-Schmidt said outside the synagogue. “We will do everything possible to protect our Jewish community.”
Mercilessly firing deadly bullets? Now that’s just gauche. Bullets (particularly deadly ones) should be fired only with the most humane inclination. It’s etiquette I’m sure immigrants to Europe will eventually embrace.
Though at least the Danish people can take pride in proper prioritization from their prime minister. The most precious elements of Denmark are free speech and jews. Which is obviously the position Danes originally formed a state to advance.
Whatever is ultimately learned of this procedure in Copenhagen, one hopes the European patient will come to one day appreciate the virtues of discretion.