One of the more interesting aspects of watching your country dissolve before your eyes is the now routine emergence of faits accompli that would have been inconceivable just years prior. Do you know how old I am? So old that I can recall congress debating figures in the millions; homosex “marriage” being ludicrous; war as an endeavor only undertaken once per decade after a properly contrived casus belli; and the unanimously accepted term of “illegal alien.” I suppose none of these receding memories even make the Common Core hatestory books anymore.
Fortunately we needn’t long dwell on those hazy reminiscences, because in El Norte there’s always something nuevo. And the something that tonight so disrupted your host’s typically tranquil reflections was the revelation that Mr. Obama’s recent migration by fiat order will result in both forward and prior period eligibility for ummm…what do we call them?…dreamericans within the income tax program.
If you are pondering why my Friday night fugue state would be disturbed by aliens incorporated into the tax regime, then you plainly don’t understand the extent to which this has been transformed into another welfare outlet. Most notably through the Earned Income Tax Credit. And it is this specific feature that IRS Commissioner John Koskinen, testifying to the House oversight committee this week, opined would be available to previous pre-Americans.
Bear in mind, the EITC is not a mere deduction, nor a mere credit. It is a fully refundable credit, which means it can be claimed for cash against zero paid taxes. The result is an IRS simply cutting checks to millions of alien squatters. Beyond opening our entire social and welfare panoply, we’ll now also simply hand them newly printed cash. This is the behavior of a frivolous and debauched state in terminal decline.
So how much do we owe our new countrymen for the trouble of filling out our bigoted tax forms? Here’s the current year EITC schedule:
Tax Year 2015 maximum credit:
$6,242 with three or more qualifying children
$5,548 with two qualifying children
$3,359 with one qualifying child
$503 with no qualifying child
The serendipity is we’ll probably be shielded from those higher tier credits for children. After all, have you ever heard of a fecund immigrant female? Though in the unlikely event they don’t studiously adhere to Western TFRs, we can project the costs out to some 20-30 billion. Are we actually going to deny that paltry charity to our multitudinous brown neighbors. Besides, who knows where all that money even comes from in the first place💸.
But, as I assume you anticipated, it does get even better. There is speculation that the EITC is only one completely unintended side effect of Obama’s action. The other being eligibility to vote. And that has republicans scurrying to the wailing wall. Here’s a positively precious excerpt from a missive penned to Obama.
While we may disagree about whether your deferred action programs were lawfully created and implemented, we are confident that we can all agree that these programs cannot be permitted to impair the integrity of our elections.
It’s like watching the wide-eyed credulity of a child at Christmas. Surely we can all agree that electoral integrity is paramount to democrats. That Mr. Obama is deeply aggrieved at the possibility of American votes being swamped by imported proxies. That he weeps imagining the demographic stilleto fatally plunged. The poor man is quite shaken I imagine. Actually I believe video exists of he and White House staff in somber reflection upon receiving the concerned correspondence from congressional republicans. Ah yes here it is below…