I’ll Gladly Mugabe You Tuesday for a Hamburger Today

Wimpy wants a deal. A Land Minister from something called “Zimbabwe” has reportedly announced that black squatters may enter into “joint ventures” with white farmers in hopes of coaxing sustenance out of now fallow fields. Like the wretched denizens of his country, Robert Mugabe is apparently growing hungry. Good. Let them all eat the dried bones of white farmers.

It hasn’t even been a year since liberals’ second favorite African was thunderously denouncing the presence of those same people who pried civilization from the antelopes and crocodiles.

Smashing multi-cult fantasies

Smashing multi-cult fantasies

Robert Mugabe, the president of “Zimbabwe,” has warned that in future “no white person will be allowed to own land” as he unveiled a new farming settlement scheme west of the capital, Harare.

“We fought these people,” he said. “We can’t be soft on them when it comes to land. We’ve not chased them away from this country – they’re there in the industries, in the cities.”
He also urged black landowners, including some of his ministers, to stop leasing back land they had been awarded to some of the 4,000 white farmers who were forced off without compensation from 2000 onwards.

There was a large contraction in the economy as the white farmers produced much of Zimbabwe’s food, which hit exports.

“What annoys us even more is where our own indigenous farmers sub-lease to the very same white farmers we took our heritage from yesterday,” he said. “So, I’m saying to those among us who are guilty [of leasing land], some I’m told are my ministers who are refusing to remove those whites in their constituencies, we say ‘No’. Why do you need them?”

Why indeed you damn dirty ape?

Food aid from white taxpayers
Fiscal Year 2014 $32.8 million 12,123 MT
Fiscal Year 2013 $48.1 million 28,036 MT
Fiscal Year 2012 $42.0 million 25,165 MT
Fiscal Year 2011 $50.8 million 34,080 MT
Fiscal Year 2010 $79.5 million 30,930 MT

What I would wager most people didn’t realize was that Bob Mugabe was symbolically knighted by the British monarch in 1994. An honorific later rescinded in 2008 from dissatisfaction with his declining production of corpses.

God save the queen

God save the queen

Though in his defense, “Zimbabweans” remain vigorous in their prosecution.

There were no tears at the memorial service for two Zimbabwean white farmers who were tied up and bludgeoned to death in the latest attack to terrify the ­diminishing community. The congregants had already cried enough since their killing.

There was audible scorn, however, when the minister presiding over the service urged forgiveness for the perpetrators — and much fear about what could lie ahead.

The nearly all-white crowd of 400 farmers, active or already dispossessed, had gathered quietly on the lawns of an estate to commemorate the victims of one of the most savage murders to be inflicted on Zimbabwe’s white farmers since President Robert Mugabe 14 years ago declared they should be dispossessed. Malcolm Francis, 71, and his daughter Katie, 34, had gone out with their dogs for their regular evening walk on May 10 at the family farm, Muzhanje, in the hilly Guruve district about 150km north of Harare. When the dogs returned home an hour later, Mr Francis’s wife Annette knew something was wrong.

A search party found the two on one of the farm’s roads, their hands and feet bound with wire and their heads shattered by multiple blows from what is believed to have been an axe.

An elderly farmer and his environmentalist daughter: hands bound with skulls excavated by an ax. Oh, and might you provide us a few tasty hamburgers? We’ll happily pay you next Tuesday–just as we paid the Francis family. Though this is the world we blithely recreate in our own lands. These are the ABWs at Salon with a majority. This is diversity’s destination.

Though perhaps it’s worth reminiscing over some old photos from Rhodesia’s journey.

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That this former outpost of civilization could be so fully reclaimed by its native squalor makes me wonder if a similar disintegration would be possible throughout the West. Nah, it could never happen here.

14 thoughts on “I’ll Gladly Mugabe You Tuesday for a Hamburger Today

  1. This story contradicts the one above about granting joint ventures. Though the problem of growing food becomes less acute when freely provided by western governments. Amazing how burdens lift when carried by others. Of course Mugabe’s disdain for white people doesn’t extend to accepting their charity. Though here’s a few items to consider.

    Does anyone ever question why we provide aid to him?

    How much aid was the apartheid government receiving?

    Is there any policy question that Who/Whom doesn’t answer?

    • Could it be as simple as enough people think that food is actually helping people out? I doubt it. Someone has got to be making money off of the government contracts, and is probably out there with a good set of PR firms and lobbyists encouraging the public that this aid is good charity.

  2. From the link “it could never happen here”:

    Detroit presents all archetypal buildings of an American city in a state of mummification. Its splendid decaying monuments are, no less than the Pyramids of Egypt, the Coliseum of Rome, or the Acropolis in Athens, remnants of the passing of a great Empire.

    Hence the word, for all such remnants of civilization under black rule: Detroitus.

    DR: Someone has got to be making money

    Yes, that’s the key. It’s the same people who were making money hand over fist from sanctions in South Africa. First, you eliminate the competition by making the trade illegal. Then, you hike the prices “to compensate for the risk”. The customer can’t complain, he’s over a barrel.

      • One of the Negro savages responsible for the massacre, Jorge (Georges) Biassou, was buried in 1801, despite being a pagan, with full Catholic rites in Tolomato Cemetery, St. Augustine, Florida.

      • I recently listened to an NPR special on Haiti 5 years after the earthquake. Apparently, squalor and disease are still the norm, and little has been rebuilt. The host was shocked that, despite being free of evil white racism for over 200 years, Haiti was the poorest, most backwards nation in the Western Hemisphere. His guest, an expert on that glorious land, was equally befuddled. Why, oh why, can’t the Haitians maintain a functioning society. Such a mystery.

  3. If the posthumous retreading of MLK is anything to go by, Mugabe could be known as an embodiment of “conservative Republican values” by 2050.

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