Psakis in Pindostan

Or how I learned to enjoy laughter in The Motherland. The Russians are not overly impressed with America.

There is a country in North America that you’ve never heard of. Its name is ‘Pindosia,’ ‘Pindostan’ or, more officially, ‘United States of Pindostan,’ and you will be told that one part of it, called Alaska, used to belong to Russia. Part of the word—‘stan’—stands for underdeveloped state, as in ‘ Pakistan,’ ‘Kazakhstan,’ or ‘Uzbekistan.’ The citizens of this country in plural form are called ‘pindoses,’ in singular—‘pindos.’

The word ‘pindos’ in Russian is highly offensive, and defines a helpless creature that is a product of a very bad educational system, one who can survive in this world only with the help of various gadgets.

There are more than 316 million ‘pindoses’ in ‘Pindostan.’

And millions more future Pindoses are being ejected from wombs across the third-world as we read.

Today, this country has a black President, and the Russians have a nickname for him too. He is called Maximka—after a character from a popular Soviet movie, made in 1952, which told the story of a black boy saved by the Russian sailors

I can almost smell the viscosity breakdown occurring in the minds of respectable conservatives. Rusty gears ramping in outrage: I oppose Obama as much as any man, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to let those godless Russkies call my commander-in-chief a…what was it again…Mugumbu? Matryoshka? Whatever, it was RACIST!

The Russians have had their favorite, most-hated pindoses. One of them, the constant laughingstock in the media, used to be the US Ambassador to Moscow, Michael McFaul…

Today his place has been taken by the spokesperson for the US Department of State, Jen Psaki. She has an anti-fan club of haters who consider her not to be very bright—they even invented their own anti-IQ unit called 1 Psaki. One who has 3 Psakis has a brain of a clam. The term ‘psaking’ in Russian political newspeak means to know nothing about the subject while saying something banal and politically correct.

Anti-IQ unit: three equals the brain of a clam. That’s good. And given the formidable ongoing Pindostanian dysgenics program, I rather doubt that mollusks are the effective floor.

Another hated ‘pindos’ is Senator John McCain (R-Ariz.), famous in Russia for his periodic tweets to ‘Dear Vlad.’ In 2011, for example, Mr. McCain tweeted Putin, “Dear Vlad, The #ArabSpring is coming to a neighborhood near you.” Usually reserved and purposefully polite while talking about his ‘partners from over the Big Pool’ (Big Pool being the Atlantic Ocean ), this time Mr. Putin shot back, saying that Mr. McCain “has a lot of blood of peaceful civilians on his hands. He must relish and can’t live without the disgusting, repulsive scenes of the killing of Gadhafi.” “Mr. McCain was captured in Vietnam and they kept him not just in prison, but in a pit for several years,” Mr. Putin added. “Anyone [in his place] would have had his roof moved over.” The last three words in Russian slang mean “suddenly to become insane.”

That McCain’s roof moved over sometime circa Saigon can hardly be in doubt. Though I’m beggining to enjoy these Russian colloquialisms.

Today, according to the respected Moscow ‘Levada Center,’ which measures political sentiment in Russian society, 74% of Russians have negative feelings towards the USA. It hasn’t always been like this; in the 1990s, 80% had positive attitude toward America. Currently, 76% of Russians hate Obama personally and only a meager 2% like him. In 2009 only 12% of Russians had extremely negative feelings towards Obama. These are the maximum peaks of anti-American feelings in Russia in years but the sociologists believe they could go even higher in the near future.

When the sanctions began, many Russian businesses responded by putting up ‘Obama Is Sanctioned Here’ signs on their doors and windows.

However today they went much farther.

The owners of the Moscow supermarket “Electronics on Presnya” are using American flag doormats so the customers could wipe their dirty feet off, according to the British tabloid Daily Mail. “Customers have been filmed wiping their feet on the fabled stars and stripes as they enter and exit stores across Moscow, as struggling retailers take a hopeless swipe at their Cold War adversaries,” reports the newspaper.

They also added that some Moscow stores were selling the toilet paper with American flag imprinted on it. The pricetag was $1 per roll.

Well that does it. Desecrating the same noble flag that waves over 662 foreign military installations in 38 countries is quite a bit more than one should have to bear. The budding apoplexy is actually starting to move my roof all the way over Maximka.

Pindostan is about to get even Psakier.


11 thoughts on “Psakis in Pindostan

  1. Obama and the rest believe they are going to seduce muslims (and orthodox eastern christians) any day now with hollywood movies, soft power, bribery, etc., and achieve the conquest of another god, besides the Christian one. Pussy riot, gay marriage, reparations for negro slavery, hysterical scapegoating of men, and so forth don’t seem to be selling so well in the Orient or casbah. Ambassador Stevens was actually the point man when it all went horribly wrong. Now, they seem to have pivoted towards Russia.

  2. In fairness to President Maximka he did try to hit the reset button on Pindostan-Russia relations. And considering that that bilateral relationship is by far the most important in the greater European world, I’d say that was mighty white of him.

    But Putin, who once wanted Russia to join NATO, doesn’t want to play ball anymore. Not with Pindostan, not with the EU, not even with his Slavic neighbours. His cack-handed foreign policy has united the rest of the West against him. Here’s a comment by ‘Matra’ at the Unz Review:

    The Americans who post here don’t believe non-Americans have agency so they will not believe it. But, yes, there has been a sea change in German attitudes towards Russia. This time last year no one in Germany (and hardly anyone else in Europe) favoured Ukrainian membership of either the EU or NATO. Even after Putin took Crimea the Germans made it clear Ukraine had no future in either organisation. That is when typical Russian stupidity came into play. Undisguised Russian lies (some of it infantile trolling) about their role in the Ukrainian war and MH17 followed by bullying the Baltics, insane anti-Finnish propaganda, irresponsible talk about nuclear weapons, and aggressive probing of Scandinavian air defenses have all but destroyed Russia’s image in Europe. Now even Germany’s previously pro-Russian business community have, in general, turned against Russia and now support sanctions. Putin has lost Germany, the Netherlands, Scandinavia, and most of Eastern Europe but at least he’s gained the undying love of Ron Paul and Paul Craig Roberts!

    Putin’s Psaki-like behaviour in Ukraine has led to dozens of nations around the world imposing sanctions on Russia at the same time as the price of oil has plunged by 50% in the past 6 months. Oops. Now the Russian people can look forward to years of self-imposed austerity along with permanent bad relations with their Slavic and Orthodox brothers in Ukraine.

    Russia, for the first time ever, no longer has any leverage in Ukraine. They’ve even alienated former satellite states like Belarus and Kazakhstan, who are looking to Europe and China respectively for protection against possible future Russian aggression. And from having a captive market in the EU for their oil and gas exports, now the Europeans are scrambling for coal, nuclear, LNG and other non-Russian sources of energy.

    Putin has managed to get Russia kicked out of the G-8, Russia’s application to join the OECD scrapped, Russia-NATO relations at a 30 year low, and co-operation with the EU on visas and trade suspended indefinitely. So he’s not only alienated mighty Pindostan, but the entire white West, including all of the Slavic and/or Orthodox nations.

    But on the bright side Russia under Putin has joined the Organization of Islamic Cooperation. Allahu Akbar! Putin has also set up a Eurasian Union so that Russia can more easily merge with its Central Asian Muslim neighbours. Russia is also a member of the Shanghai Cooperation Organization, a Chinese-led anti-NATO military alliance, and a member of the BRICS group of nations, the G-8 of the anti-white world. And I’m sure that everybody here will be happy to learn that Russian-Israeli relations are at their all-time best.

    Worst of all, Russia has been flooded with millions of Muslim and Asian immigrants, legal and illegal. There are now an estimated 4-10 million illegals in Russia and this is after Putin issued a partial amnesty in 2007. There are now more than a million Muslims in once lily-white Moscow alone. And the Eurasian Union means eventual open borders with all of Russia’s neighbouring Muslim nations.

    So this is what Vlad hath wrought. His anti-white bona fides — in both foreign and domestic policy — are there for everyone to see. Yet because of his opposition to our own worthless leaders he’s widely seen in far-right circles as some sort of pro-white avatar and geopolitical grandmaster. In reality Putin makes President Maximka look like David Duke, and Jen Psaki look like a strategic genius of the first order.

    • What was he supposed to do? As bad as Islam is, and I think its pretty bad, I could see forming an alliance with it against death by a thousand cuts. White men are already dhimmis in the USA. They are second-class citizens paying jizya and many actually like it.

  3. What was he supposed to do?

    He could have respected Ukraine’s borders and sovereignty for one. He could have remained a member in good-standing of the G-8. He could have joined NATO and the OECD and got preferential trade and visa status from the EU. He could have guarded his nation’s borders against the Muslim immigration invasion. He could have integrated Russia with the West and shunned China and the Muslim world. He could have led the fight for traditionalism from inside the West instead of joining any number of anti-Western alliances.

    I’d like to see Russia inside the white tent pissing out, not vice-versa.

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