Racial Profiling is Dead. Long Live Racial Profiling!

We all understand the left has devised a raft of races and ethnicities that it will accept living on this planet. And they’re afraid to say that we’re not one of them. That’s their unifying fundamentalist agenda. And to achieve that agenda requires an embrace of cosmic hypocrisy. Industrial doublethink and dissembling are necessary to…

A Simple Plan

James Kirkpatrick pens a typically excellent essay on the typically execrable Rupublican Party. A party that has waged a war the left would envy on immigration restrictionists emerging from its right flank. Though to be more accurate and concise, the party has sought to dismember its right flank entirely–except on Election Day, when voters are…

What Are We

“Do you believe that you have free will?” It was a typical question from an atypical friend. Steve (a name that will suit our purposes) was an always interesting guy. Fascinated by a range of esoteric pursuits, with the mental acuity to digest them, he came that night bearing this odd query. And given that…

The Many Models of Reality

Some of you may have noticed the site’s new tagline. It was not with a shrug of indifference that we jettisoned the beloved bean-based blogging system. Yet an article of pristine cant was recently discovered in which one of its lines was found to be irresistible. This piece of dadaist anthropology can be found here.…

His People Wave Goodbye

A cabinet Holder too brief by a man too black, For bald racial advocacy to shame. With immigration laws to attack, And white voters to smack, It’s raysis wot to blame. Yet for what other purpose does civil appointment exist? Eric pondered: fingers perched as a steeple. Than to advance one’s tribe, I must insist,…

Toward Yesterday

Our friend Anti-Gnostic, a man so hard he shaves with a halberd, left an interesting comment at another forum: What we are moving toward is neo-feudalism. A large, mercantile group will own an area, and you will rent everything from them. A consortium of Bloombergs will buy Manhattan Island. Same with Silicon Valley, Napa Valley,…

Night of the Living Narrative

Like me, you may have presumed the hoary cliche of Diversity is a Strength! had long since expired under a fusillade of ridicule. It seemed the input from a billion lying eyes had finally driven it out of active deployment. I hadn’t heard it mentioned in years other than as a sarcastic punchline. It’s sleek…

Doesn’t It Always?

I mean really. It seems like every single time you bring a homeless man back to have a threesome with your wife, it ends in a strangulation arrest. Martin Miller and his wife Daniela did more than welcome homeless Michael Chaney into their home. They invited him into their bed. The couple had at least…