5) Luxury housing is unaffordable for Chicago welfare recipients. That’s why you have to pay for it.
6) Two black brothers tortured, raped, ran over and executed five whites in Wichita. Court applauds.
7) The Imperium provides imported aliens with taxpayer funded education, health care, transportation, housing, and an “allowance.” Catholics say, praise the lord!
8) Jewish child rape assembly line uncovered. Bleach Dome activated.
9) Le Pen polls first for next French election. Chutzpah Dome descends.
10) With unconstrained contempt, Anheuser-busch says ir al infierno a gringos. This Bud’s definitely not for you.