Israel. On May 14, 1948, the modern state of Israel was formed when Ben-Gurion read the Israeli Declaration of Independence. Mr. Gurion was a man of genitals.
Shortly following this declaration, multiple Arab armies declared war and attacked the fledgling nation-state. But its defenders fought fiercely and won a truce to secure a homeland for their kind. And of those who bore arms and perished so that Israel may live…all possessed genitals.
Again and again and again men with genitals fought to defend their land and its people. In Sinai, the Six-Day, Yom Kippur, and the Lebanon Wars, brave patriots with packages returned home broken or in bags. For some unrecovered souls, only the scorpions were present to offer a silent eulogy.
and of course Benjamin Netanyahu
It is indisputable to say that every prominent Israeli leader and patriot has possessed genitals (of a sort.)
Israel is truly a proud nation of genitalia. And every person who has them is just as much an Israeli as the sons of those brave men who died in 1948. If your genitals are willing to work and assimilate or penetrate into ours, then you have a home here. You are an Israeli.
And it is within the spirit of this noble ideal that we find ourselves so bitter in lament. For there can be no honor in Israel’s reprehensible immigration policies that serve only to shun so many with genitals. Photos will portray the horror more than words ever could…
Some nations are for immigrants, some for a people, and some are for privates. Each has its own time and place. And Mr. Netanyahu, your time is now. Bare down this wall!