Climate Change Bad, Demographic Change…Very Good

Storms are good. They’re just our luck. Whenever they appear, We’ll scream: What the fuck! Flouncing about, never the same, But wherever they alight, we know whom to blame. It’s “warming” I mean “change” …or whatever you’ll buy. And it’s them wot dun it! (We’ll say a bit sly) We’ll use terms like “models” and…

You’re Welcome

Gratitude. It’s an expression of simple human decency. When one has helped another through no compulsion beyond goodwill, gratitude is the minimum response. And no people express the sentiment as often or as effusively as the Jews. Rewind some years…Knock, knock, knock Mr. Jew: Hello Mr. Gentile, and what a right chap you are. May…

And Now a Word from Our Friends and Allies

A brief observation to carry into battle… Internecine warfare between various pro-western factions whose interests should largely align is probably the most depressing phenomenon within the survivalist movement. Though probably the phenomenon most tedious, particularly among those still clinging to tendrils of respectability, is the compulsion to hedge their criticisms by adopting a favored non-white…

Paul Ryan Asks for Slavery, Black Toes, Your Vote

It is beyond dispute that inexpensive labor extracted from aggrieved aliens has enriched those responsible for their importation. It is further acknowledged that these immigration arrivistes have invested substantial proceeds in rendering politicians pliant to their 9-figure plight. We may also state authoritatively that the neighbors and countrymen of wealthy planters have borne all the…

Thanks Stupid

Well that was quick. The EUS advises Ukrainians not too become overly attached to their strange boom sticks. the interim government has set a deadline of Friday for turning in the illegal firearms that are now carried openly by so-called self-defense groups in Independence Square, the politically important plaza in the center of the capital.…

The Shape of the Curve

Predictions…I’ve made a few. But then again, too few to mention. The more a man predicts, the more foolish he seems to the future. And this is because the temptation to extrapolate the present forward is simply irresistible. It seems so obvious to trace the future’s trajectory along history’s arc. But there are always the…

America Somewhat White, Billionaires Somewhat Livid

In print and in person, I typically offer little flattery to conservatives. They flounce about half deaf and fully dumb. Though with strong and supple limbs for bounding toward the cliffs to which their enemies point. And don’t question the counsel, bigot. That man was nice enough to give us directions! One of the many…

The Piteous Mewling of an Obsequious Wretch

Somewhere in Alaska resides a basin of bootlicking blubber named Curtis Rogers. He and his equally corpulent calorie compiling spouse were profiled in some irrelevant pap mag for having adopted two African ornaments to decorate their tree of CONSPICUOUS CONFORMITY. They’re not racists! I am advised that it is quite chichi these days for whites…