Maskanah, Southern Sweden. A group of Swedish men in combat fatigues and balaclavas was horrified earlier today when one of their number, Ibn Al-Wuqtari, mistakenly severed a colleague’s hand during a Blodkorv, or “Blood Sausage,” cook-off. Afterwards, Mr. Al-Wuqtari could be heard ululating laments while others cleansed his traditional Swedish scimitar of infidel blood with their tongues. While plainly accidental, it is feared that publicity generated from this event will further fuel what is already a troubling rift between Northerners and Southerners that threatens to rupture Swedish society.
Much of the regional friction can attributed to dark nationalist sentiments resulting from Sweden’s granting of blanket asylum to all peoples of its heavily populated now southern province.
SyrianSouthern Swede asylum seekers who apply for asylum in Sweden will get it,” Annie Hoernblad, the spokeswoman for Sweden’s migration agency, told AFP.
The agency made this decision now because it believes the violence in
SyriaSouthern Sweden will not end in the near future.
The decision, which will give refugees permanent resident status, is valid until further notice, added Hoernblad.
Until now, Sweden could only house refugees temporarily for three years, after each individual case was evaluated by the state.
The agency expects that the “vast majority of
Syrian nationalsSouthern Swedes who today have provisional status will apply for permanent status,” said Hoernblad.
Those granted permanent status will also be allowed to bring their families to (Northern) Sweden.
The move came as the United Nations said the number of refugees fleeing the conflict in
SyriaSouthern Sweden had passed two million, which the UN High Commissioner for Refugees, Antonio Guterres, called “the great tragedy of this century”.
Swedish Migration Minister Tobias Billstroem called on other countries to recognize their duty to help the
SyrianSouthern Swedish people.
Sweden has a population of 9 million. Syria has a population of 22 million. What if half decided to avail themselves of this opportunity to decamp to more coolly generous climes? What would that leave of and for actual Swedes, Annie Hoernblad spokeswoman for Sweden’s migration agency?
This trait of resolute obliviousness is highly maladaptive. And it seems to manifest anywhere whites are largely shielded from the results of their pieties put into practice. They are like flightless birds evolved from an environment bereft of predators, with consequently no sense of peril. Well through your own persevering bigotless virtue, the predators are here now. And those shields are disintegrating.
Though perhaps the Northern Swedes can take some solace in the palliative of their Swedish kin, Barbara Specter.