Swedes Mistake Hand for Ham

Maskanah, Southern Sweden. A group of Swedish men in combat fatigues and balaclavas was horrified earlier today when one of their number, Ibn Al-Wuqtari, mistakenly severed a colleague’s hand during a Blodkorv, or “Blood Sausage,” cook-off. Afterwards, Mr. Al-Wuqtari could be heard ululating laments while others cleansed his traditional Swedish scimitar of infidel blood with…

Checking Out

While watching the Ukrainian row meander into Crimea, with Russian nationalists there reenacting Kiev (as I suspected they would somewhere), I remain drawn to the more fundamental dynamics that allowed the revolution to germinate. One element in particular is worth revisting: the determined, courageous, highly motivated, and perhaps highly paid Ukrainian men. Traits made manifest…

Exposed! Congress’ 200 Top Homos Named

Uganda. In what is a remarkably brief ledger, Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni has leapt to the top of our listing of favorite–and certainly most entertaining–African leaders. Ratings giant CNN hilariously reports. The cover of the Red Pepper newspaper read, “EXPOSED! Uganda’s 200 Top Homos Named,” with several photographs next to the headline. On Monday, President…

Does This Mean She’s Moving On?

Hillary Clinton. What man in the last twenty years hasn’t yearned to part those moistened thighs? Only one of which we can be certain. Though we turned attention to this microwaved beastie as a result of an article that appeared recently in Radix, Why we need Hillary. Therein the author, Jack Donovan, opined that Mrs.…

Which Dog Will Smile?

Ukraine. There are a few American commentators able to cogently address the vagaries of that forever trampled land. I am not one of them. Though a couple of obvious lessons percolated up from the cauldron in Kiev. First, men do not quail before Internet assaults. This revolution, and nearly all past and future, occurred because…

Statue Unresponsive After Attack

The carnage continues. With soulless white brigands now having nearly extinguished the American black population, poaching sights have now been turned to innocent statuary. The University of Mississippi said Friday that students could face criminal charges for placing a noose on a statue honoring the college’s first black student So a cord was draped over…

A QE That Looks Like America

Quantitative Easing. QE. I assume readers are familiar with this aspect of Mugabenomics. A turgid term for an elementary concept. Wherein the Federal Reserve Board (FRB) purchases treasury and mortgage-backed bonds from banks with “money” conjured from its own electronic printing press. This depresses interest rates, raises bond prices, sanctifies bank balance sheets and, reportedly,…

Never Forget

The Jewish people pride themselves on never forgetting. One event in particular seems to motivate this collective eidetic memory. It was the…umm…Holodomor?…no…Red Terror?…no. Ahh well, I never said my memory was so great. It will come to me, I’m sure. Anyway, it’s important we remember to Not Forget. That’s the key. Thus it was gratifying…

Of Courage and Constraint

When feeling intrepid I occasionally don a virtual pith hat and Martini-Henry for a brief eSafari into the unmapped bush of worldstarhiphop.com. Among majestic scenes of great resource aggregating females lumbering past their lean and feral male suitors are sometimes videos of a highly illustrative nature. I’ll share two recently bagged specimens. The first will…

Racism’s Scant Ubiquity

If eyes are keen and attention focused, one will notice that liberals are prone to panning for racism.  Which is understandable given its discovery about 80 years ago as a rare and valuable commodity.  Since this time, peoples of all shapes and colors have scrambled into western countries (where the element is found exclusively) in…